Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Z 1 - Cat 0


I ran over a cat today while driving back home from work. At first I thought I had a flat tire but the car felt normal. I stopped instantly, got out of the car and saw blood stains on the passenger side tire and blood skid marks on the ground. I looked back to see a cat trying to kick life out of itself. Poor b@stard didn't die straightaway.

I didn't see it coming otherwise I would have tried to avoid it. I don't know what's the deal with street cats. They reproduce like rabbits, they dump their little ones, and they wander all day long.

Anyways, to pay my dept to the "kitteh society" I will post three amazing photographs of cats, hopefully they're not dead too.







*Goes to wash his car*

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Al Forno

Few days ago I had dinner at Al Forno restaurant in The Avenues and all I can say is "A DISGUSTING RIP-OFF!"

I'm not a fan of Italian food but my friends insisted on trying something new. We went in to find out that we're the only guests. We sat down and waited for almost 5 minutes to get the menus, note that we were the only ones there.

It was hard reading their main dishes' names so we started off ordering beverages. I got a drink called Venice, it tastes like Clairol Herbal Essence. Not that I've tasted one before but it tastes like the smell of that shampoo. Anyways.. You get the point. It wasn't that good either.

I don't take chances when it comes to food not to mention when I'm really hungry so I had to settle with something I'm familiar with hence I ordered normal spaghetti and both my friends ordered two types of pizzas. The food was cold, the spaghetti was tasteless and not cooked well, and pizzas taste like home-made pizza with their ultra-thin crust and rock-solid layer of cheese on top. Even their forks are hard to handle with their stupid twisted design (lefties would find it much easier to handle).

We didn't eat everything, we left the plates almost untouched and we ordered the check. The waiter comes with three Tequila shots cups full of lemon juice and the check on the side. I took a look to see "29.***KD"! WTH? Dinner for three, no one ate anything and we pay that? We started to complain about the food and service but no one gave a damn, in the end we had to pay. The waiter was embarrassed so he took off and never came back until we left.

Conclusion:
"Allah edeem el ni3ma"
Goes to badr el-bdoor.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

New police patrols?

I was driving back home when two Dodge Chargers police patrols drove past me. I think they're R/T's too!

Goodbye BMW?

UPDATE: Yep, looks like it's for real. [link@W e ® 3 Y]

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Life Insurance


Exclusions?
Sometimes you're on your own.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

One of the funniest internet-jokes

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Sorry for being the nerd I am but this one made me burst out laughing... Only "techies" and those who are familiar with common web-coding will understand. If you don't get it don't bother asking because I won't explain since you probably won't get it even if I did.